The Democratic Republic of Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Anuicalican Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.929 billion Eastern Cenland Anuicalicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox Anui City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Cenland Anuicalican economy, worth 861 trillion calicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,265 calicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, every week is blindness awareness week, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Cenland Anuicalica's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is ranked 2,731^st in the world and 59^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,998.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.